Humorous Essays College

We’re not going to lie to you. College essays are scary. For most of our clients, writing their college essay is the most intimidating part of the application process. We get it, and we’ve been there, but we’re here to tell you that, while they might be scary, they’re also an amazing opportunity. So much of the college process is about covering everything in gold leaf and making yourself look as perfect as possible. Contrary to what so many (incorrectly) say, the college essay isn’t about pitching yourself as a perfect person; it’s about being yourself.

A Story

Last year, a student of ours wrote about messing up doing the dishes and got into Penn.

She is a really big people pleaser, almost to a fault, and is always looking for a way to go above and beyond. It’s helped her a lot in life and she came to us with great grades, strong scores, and a vision for her future. But it also made her super cookie cutter. Like you could take her name off of the application and switch in one of any of the other thousands of students with her academic profile and you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.

The challenge was to show something about her through her essay that gave colleges a peek into what makes her unique – her character, her sense of humor, and her willingness to be the punchline if it’s a good enough joke.

It took a while to tease out a story for the essay, but the one we landed on is a doozy. One day, she was babysitting her brother and decided to go above and beyond by making him dinner. After that went fairly smoothly, she wanted to see the job through by doing all of the dishes. She loaded up the dishwasher, made sure everything was organized and fit right, reached up to the sink, and proceeded to pour dish soap into the detergent dispenser. The result, as you may have already guessed, was a complete and utter disaster. A fun bubble war from the overflowing dishwasher ended in an expensive renovation after soapy water found its way under the hardwood floors.

Penn didn’t love the essay because doing the dishes in inherently interesting or triggering a renovation is an exemplary illustration of collegiate brilliance. Quite the opposite. They loved the essay because the experience of doing the dishes is nearly universal and her mistake was honest and human, so the moment when she puts dish soap where the detergent is supposed to go is easy to visualize and guaranteed to make you cringe. The student was able to take something mundane and normal, and use it as a tool of humanizing herself, giving the admissions officers an opportunity to see behind the stellar grades and scores to the earnest, people pleasing, do-anything-for-family young woman underneath.

We love her as an example of a great essay because she pushed herself to be vulnerable and to be imperfect. She also did an amazing job of following our guidelines for writing an interesting, funny, and unique college essay, which automatically makes her one of our favorites.

Pick a Character Trait

The first step is to pick an aspect of yourself that you want the essay to highlight. For our dishwasher debacle student, the trait was her desire to not just do the job, but to go beyond what’s expected of her. That’s one option, but there are countless options to pick from. Now, it might seem like a fun challenge to try to sell yourself on pessimism and impatience, but this is not the time to try to make greed seem like a good thing. You could highlight kindness, sincerity, determination, persistence, or your passion for cooperative thinking.

If you’re stumped, try texting a few close friends. Ask them what three words they’d use to describe you and start from there. Sometimes what they say will surprise you and it might even give you insight into yourself that triggers an essay-worthy idea.

Don’t Try to Stand Out for the Wrong Reasons

You might think that this is the place to take an outlandish political stance or to try to differentiate yourself from the pack with an essay on how Kylie Jenner is a nuanced example of postmodern modern marketing (also, seriously though, what does that even mean?). We’re here to tell you that it’s not.

The reality is that trying to force depth into a vapid topic that is unrelated to who you are as a person doesn’t show colleges anything about yourself beyond an overestimation of your skills of persuasion. You don’t have a lot of space, so choose something that’s actually worth talking about, that’s personal to you, and that gives them insight into who you.

 Play with the Format

On the subject of space, you have 250-650 words. The only requirement you have to meet is that your essay fits into that space. Other than that you can do almost anything. You can write 40 haikus. You can write a screenplay, a lyric essay, or a poem. You can write a monologue or a comedy scene or a recipe. You can be playful, serious, funny, introspective, or all of the above. You can be like the kid who wrote “Black Lives Matter” over and over (but don’t actually copy that because it was only cool the first time).

No matter the format, your essay needs a beginning, middle, and an end that tells the reader something about yourself that they aren’t getting somewhere else in your application – but part of that ‘telling them about yourself’ can be in the way the essay looks. So have fun with it and give yourself permission to try things that are out of the ordinary, because part of standing out in a positive way is doing something different.

Don’t Use Words You Don’t Use in Real Life

While you’re playing with the format, please please please don’t open up a thesaurus. Seriously, we’re begging you. If you’re trying to say table, say table, and if you want to say “a lot,” say “a lot.” Please don’t pull out plethora, glut, surfeit, or profusion as if you throw them around at lunch.

One reason is that big words that are not in a normal vocabulary are a red flag for essay reviewers. They’re on the lookout for students who are trying too hard and not being their most authentic selves, and dropping ‘superfluity’ like it’s normal is like waving your arm around in class yelling “Me me me! Pick me!” Does that work in class? Probably not. Will it work with your college essay? Same answer.

The second reason is that just because a word comes up as a synonym doesn’t mean that it is perfectly analogous. A good example is the word ‘enigma’ – a current favorite of overachieving college applicants everywhere. As word nerds, we’re the first to admit that it’s a pretty cool word, but it’s also a really complicated word with a nuanced definition that goes beyond ‘confusing’ or ‘puzzling’, the two words we most often see it being substituted in for. Basically, calling yourself, someone else, or something an enigma isn’t going to make you seem fancy in a good way. Keep it simple, clear and use words that you might actually say in a normal conversation.

Want more examples of words you should never use?

Be Who You Are

Even when you’re pushing yourself out of the expected essay format, it’s important to stay true to who you are. We know, we know, taking off the mask is terrifying. You’re never going to get into college if you are honest because who you are is boring and they’re going to see that and everything is going to go wrong and this is a crisis and the world is ending and you should just go hide in a bunker underground. We’ve been there and we’ve gone on that downward spiral, so we’re serious when we say that you’ve got this.

Sometimes, it can take a little practice to get your voice to come out on the page. If you want to show your sense of humor, read some David Sedaris, Mindy Kaling, or Aziz Ansari and see how they land punch lines on paper. If you are more interested in being introspective, re-read your favorite memoir. But even if you look to outside sources for a little inspiration, remember that everything that you need to write a stellar, funny, impressive, and interesting college essay is in you right now. Whether you’re an Ivy League legacy or a first-generation college student, you have it in you tell a powerful, captivating, and admission-winning essay.

 Don’t Put Yourself Down Before You Even Start

Blank pages are scary, but the best way to make them less scary is to fill them with words. Writing is about iteration and patience, and you need to give yourself room and time to explore. Don’t stick yourself in a corner with a simple topic before you’ve even started, and give yourself time to write until you find a subject that clicks. Obviously, this means not waiting until the last minute (we see you procrastinators), but it also means giving yourself permission to not be perfect the first, second, or third time around.

When you make art, not every piece is a masterpiece. The Blue Room is one of Picasso’s most famous pieces, but did you know that it’s actually a painting over a painting? Using fancy modern technology, we know that he actually started off by painting an image of a man in a bowtie. When he decided he didn’t like where it was headed, he let himself start over. What he ended up making is one of his greatest works, and it’s on top of the piece he’d labeled a failure.

Most of us will never be as good at anything as Picasso was at painting, but we can use him as inspiration when it comes to writing. It’s possible that Picasso would never have gotten to The Blue Room if he hadn’t started with that ghostly man, and you’re never going to write a stellar essay if you don’t let yourself start somewhere. 

Take Risks

If you haven’t noticed, there’s a trend to all these tips. The biggest piece of advice that we can give you is that you need to let yourself take risks. You need to be ok with being a little uncomfortable at the beginning and you have to give yourself permission to struggle at first. Writing good essays isn’t easy. It is was, everyone would write one. Writing good essays about yourself is even harder. But you’ve got this; all you have to do is to let yourself get started.

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Too often, when it comes to crafting admission and scholarship essays, students let the pressure of “avoiding clichés” control how they tell their personal stories. While some students may shy away from using humor in their essays in fear of coming across as cheesy or unprofessional, a sprinkle of wit – if and when used appropriately – has the power to turn your essay from mundane to memorable.

Here are some guidelines to keep in mind when using humor in your essays:

Do: Use humor when it is essential to the story.

Think of your college essay as a means of self expression; of course, to some extent, it is important to communicate your strengths, passions, and accomplishments – but remember to let your personality shine through. Humor does not always equate to one-liners or knock-knock jokes. Clever descriptive touches, such as funny observations, vivid memories, and specific sensory details add depth to personal stories and ideas; these are the details that truly enhance a piece of writing. Any and all touches of humor should feel natural, genuine, and germane to the meaning of the story.

Don’t: Overdo it.

Shakespeare once said, “Brevity is the soul of wit.” In other words, good humor is simple and concise. Remember, you are writing a college essay, not a comedy sketch; there is a fine line between being memorable and being distracting. Not every sentence or phrase needs to cause a laughing attack. Leave out random puns, jokes, or anything unrelated to your story or ideas.

Do: Consider your audience.

What is funny to one person is not always amusing to others, and sometimes it takes a set of eyes other than our own to point this out. There is absolutely no way of knowing the age, gender, background, or life story of the admission counselor who picks up your application packet. That being said, before sending in your essay, make sure at least one or two trusted readers have read through your piece to ensure any references, sayings, or witty descriptions come across the way you intended. (General tip: If you are unsure about a phrase or specific wording, take a break from picking apart your writing and look at the essay a day or two later with fresh eyes. In my experience, this is oftentimes the best solution to any writing issues!)

Don’t: Use humor as a crutch.

While it is normal to feel pressure to stand out among thousands of other applicants, don’t rely solely on a funny essay to get you into college. Don’t lose sight of proper writing and grammatical skills, as well as the actual content of the essay and the essay’s relation to the prompt. Just because an essay is hilarious doesn’t mean it is an accurate reflection of the applicant’s goals, values, and interests. Humor should enhance your ideas and your story, not disguise your personality.

Do: Stay true to your voice.

We each have a unique, beautiful story to tell. It may sound cheesy, but college essays allow you to share a little piece of your life with a complete stranger. Seize this opportunity by putting your best story forward. There is no doubt about it…writing these essays is daunting, especially at first. But in the end, it does not matter how “funny” or “serious” your essay is – always remember to retain your point of view, trust your ideas, and write from the heart. The rest will fall into place.



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Darcy Schild is a rising sophomore Journalism major at the University of Florida. An Ohio native, Darcy is excited to share her experiences and advice as an out-of-state collegiate. When she's not blogging (at darcyschild.wordpress.com), you can find her critiquing fonts or admiring other people's dogs. Contact her at darcyschild@gmail.com or on Twitter @darcyschild.

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